From the recordings Trifecta and Drinkin Songs
Lyrics
<p>Popped 4 Ibuprofen and my head like a jackhammers pounding</p>
<p>wiped the crust from my eyes and light up the morning in smoke</p>
<p>not crawling back to that mangy ole dog that bit me</p>
<p>can’t teach an old dog new tricks but I thought you should know </p>
<p>I’m Never Drinkin Again</p>
<p>Gotta say goodbye old friend </p>
<p>You know my History because you’ve been right here with me</p>
<p>But I’m Never Drinkin Again </p>
<p>Monday morning usually sucks a working is no picnic Its a thankless job most of the time even well done They're meeting up at the bar after shift for a couple So you might get a call asking why you’re just driving by</p>
<p>I’m Never Drinkin Again Gotta say goodbye old friend parting is sweet sorrow I'll feel better tomorrow Right now I just need to mend I’m Never Drinkin Again Gotta say goodbye old friend You know my History because you’ve been right here with me But I’m Never Drinkin Again</p>
<p>I’m Never Drinkin Again Gotta say goodbye old friend parting is sweet sorrow I'll feel better tomorrow Right now I just need to mend I’m Never Drinkin Again Gotta say goodbye old friend You know my History because you’ve been right here with me But I’m Never Drinkin Again I thought about Drinkin Again Hard to say goodbye old friend You’ve always been With me I thought you’d miss me so I started drinkin again</p>